Axl is too stupid to live. I love him anyway.

Also, playing his story mode in AC+ makes me want to bite off my own fingers. The first fight is boss!I-no, what the hell.

eta: This is my third entry today. what is this I don't even

AWAY MESSAGES: THEY MEAN I AM AWAY. STOP. IM-ING ME. WHEN I HAVE THEM UP.

uughkfjghlfhlghlfh;; this is rapidly approaching (?) ridiculous pet peeve levels.

SO.

TVTropes has a Soul Calibur character sheet, and "Heterosexual Life Partners" is mentioned in relation to Kilik and Maxi.

My immediate thought upon reading this was, "...What do you mean, heterosexual?"

Questions from bri_ecrit!

1) What is your favorite showtune?
"Rent" -- Rent (obviously)

2) You're driving along a long, narrow country road, one of those ones that says it's a two-way but couldn't possibly be. You're bordered by thick woods on both sides. Suddenly, you slam on the brakes—there's an ornery Guernsey blocking the road! What do you do?
As in a cow, right? Uhh... Well, first I'd see if the car's horn would startle it enough to make it move out of the way ;__; If not, I guess I'd just try to see if I could get turned around and go back the way I came.

3) Which is your least favorite piece of change (i.e. penny, nickel, etc.)?
Dimes. They're so small and I lose them too easily.

4) Which TV show could you watch for 48 hours straight, with no breaks, without losing your mind?
Haha, oh jeez. I don't watch much television, so this is a tough one. I'll go with... SpongeBob SquarePants :D

5) You have to completely eradicate one flower from existence. Which do you choose?
Pansies. They're like the most boring flower ever.

Now to play along just type GUREITO in the comment box and I will ask YOU 5 questions. (WARNING: Any questions I ask you will probably be extremely silly/awful.)

If I'm telling you to stop being codependent, you're clearly doing something wrong.

"So don't gimme that look. You're makin' me look like the bad guy."

HURR HURR, I C WAT U DID THAR, ARCSYS. Stop that.

And now, a meme. Stolen from fightingoutside :D

- Leave a comment with a character or pairing, and five words/short prompts
- I will write a sentence/short paragraph for each character/prompt.

GUYS

GUYS

ONE OF COMCAST'S TOP NEWS STORIES TODAY IS TITLED "TWILIGHT ROMANCE 'OUTED,'" YOU GUYS.

I totally got my hopes up that the use of the word "outed" meant RPattz was having some steamy gay sex with, idk, Taylor Lautner or Kellan Lutz. But no, he's just dating Kristin.

SOMEONE COMFORT ME I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE THE DISAPPOINTMENT. I GOT ALL EXCITED, THINKING THERE WOULD BE EPIC LULZ TO BE HAD, ONLY TO HAVE MY HOPES DASHED INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES.

Still, A++. I am convinced those two are the fandom's biggest trolls.

AAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kjdfkdjfjf JIN YOU ARE A SICK FUCK

I mean I knew that already but kdjfkdfkdfeosifdl;f;l;g WHY YOU DO THIS

why did I think it would be a good idea to play as Carl anyway :(

[16:43] sixthtwilight: Ughhhhh idek what some of the stuff on this app is supposed to be.
[16:44] sixthtwilight:
Personal Skills & Training:
Personal Weaknesses:
[16:45] starking551: Personal skills and training: COCK HANDLING
[16:45] starking551: ......wait
[16:45] starking551: this is like a child
[16:45] starking551: nvm this is highly inappropriate


Oh god why am I giggling so hard at this :(

[21:22] sixthtwilight: ...Oh, so today's writer's block question on LJ is "Which character from any film, television show, or book would you most like to take on a date and why?" PART OF ME WANTS TO ANSWER IT AND PART OF ME WANTS TO HIDE MY FACE IN SHAME.
[21:23] starking551: .....see, i don't see games in that list, so it's not ky.
[21:23] starking551: or yuuka.
[21:23] starking551: or any of your other crushes
[21:23] sixthtwilight: SCREW YOU, I'LL USE VIDEO GAMES IF I WANT.
[21:23] sixthtwilight: And technically, there's Argent the Lightning.
[21:23] sixthtwilight: Which is a book.
[21:23] sixthtwilight: In Japanese.
[21:24] sixthtwilight: That I haven't read.
[21:23] starking551: Lololol
[21:23] starking551: loophole.


...Yeah, that's all I wanted to post :l

...I had something witty to say at the top of this post, but lol idk what it was now. Don't worry, I'm sure it will come back to me!

Anyway, in the middle of NOT SLEEPING last night, I decided to chow down on some chips and salsa. Dad bought this new brand and it's really tasty! Except now I can't get over the fact that the label says "Amish Style Recipes" on it. I mean, since when do the Amish make salsa?! What's more, this is salsa with pineapples in it, and what kind of Amish grow those? GODDAMN FALSE ADVERTISING. And shouldn't there be a hyphen between "Amish" and "Style"?! dffhghgjdlgk

Also, html makes me want to die. ESPECIALLY TABLES. *sob sob*

~Nix

1. wtf is this bullshit WHYYYYYY *BUTTON MASH BUTTON MASH BUTTON MASH*
2. I have never seen AI in a game that spams moves and button mashes as much as this one does. So, uh, points for realism I guess?
3. *fangirly giggle* Oh my gawd, Vega <333
4. I MUST ROLEPLAY EL FUERTE SOMEWHERE. I MUST.
5. ...WTF NO NO I AM NOT WRITING EL FUERTE/JAM CROSSOVER CRACK FIC NO GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

...I think I need more sleep.

~Nix

Unidentified Fantastic Object on the 14th.

Touhou Hisoutensoku on the 15th, with Cirno as a playable character. Though still no Yuuka, dammit. I'm going to have to break some faces to get her into a fighter, aren't I? Oh well. Sanae's also in it and Meiling actually gets a story mode, so I won't complain too much. It still would have been nice to have her in it, though, or Yuugi, or Utsuho, or Ichirin...

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED.

~Nix

Q39: In this game That Man and Raven appear but one other close aide (側近) I-no isn’t seen at all. Has she quit?
A39: No, no. I-no was entrusted by That Man with a different important task and so in this incident is working in secret (暗躍).

So Accent Core+ can suck it, basically. ...Unless Daisuke has decided to retcon things since his last interview -_-;;

Also, if anyone still wants to throw some questions at me via this meme, feel fress to do so! I'll probably wait another couple of days before posting the list of characters.

~Nix

...B-BAWWWWWWWWW I-NO'S STORY MODE.

I... I am pretty sure the fact that she is eternally frozen in time in one path and killed in the other was done just to get her out of the way of the plot :| Since, you know, due to the clusterfuck that is Guilty Gear's ownership rights, Ark Sys would have to have paid money to get her in Overture. So, obviously, the best way to explain her absence away is to just drop a bridge on her.

BAWWWWWWWWWWW so much. Goddamnit.

~Nix

...I feel like I had something else to post about but I have no clue what it is now. So :|

1) Make a list of 15 characters.
2) Assign each character a number.
3) Without telling anyone who's on the list or the character's assigned number, get questions from your flist about what they'd like to know about them. IE: "If 3 and 4 were trapped in a cave together with only a blanket and a toothpick, what would they do?" (The more random the better!)
4) Post the answers and who was who on the list.

All of the characters I chose are ones I roleplay as (a full listing of which can be found here and here). I included at least one character from every fandom I've roleplayed from, so there are two characters that are in there somewhere for sure ;) Oh, and there are a couple of 'duplicate' characters as well, since some of the variants I play are significantly different from each other in some way. (ex: Poseidon!Xianghua has evolved a bit from canon!Xianghua, so she may or may not be on the list twice.)

So, uh, yeah... I think that's about it. Have at it?

~Nix